Oh man...PVP last night

So I come back from vacation, clean house, watch a movie or two than decide to do some pvp on my Death Knight.

Ok, for every character I’ve played I still think that a Warrior's Blade storm has nothing on a Killing Machine Obliterate. It's my personal version of an LOL button. You get behind that Warlock nuking everyone down or the rogue who has your battle buddy on stun lock and WHAM. +1 Killing Blow. It never gets old to me.

Anyhow back to the story. So. In my battle group the alliance is notorious for not being aligned in a battle ground. Eh. No big deal I’m sure the horde feels the same way sometimes. But in 20 battles last night, we won one. The one we won had to be a new record on Strand of the Ancients I’m sure. Anyhow...no big deal on losing. I make it a personal goal to get on top of the alliance/horde chart. Not that it makes me feel like a god, just that it makes me feel like I had a good part of the battle. Whichever way it turned. Did top probably 15/20 battle for ally and horde but eh.

The point of what happened was the multi boxing Shaman of doom. 14. Count them. 14 linked Shamans in Altrec. I use an add on called Scrolling Combat Text. Had little icons of what's going on next to the text. I'm running through the field of strife and what do we have here? A Turtle. Now usually. 99% of the time. The horde will not turtle UNTIL the ally fails a zerg for Drek. I had only seen it one other time. Anyhow. I'm running up in the muck and all of a sudden I have a bunch of little flame shock icons on my screen and I’m dead. (Anti Magic Shield was up) I was like hmmm...Ok. I make my way back up there, (Along with the 10 other rested souls) and I turn my tidy plates on. All I see is something that looks like this...

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If only I was exaggerating...
But yeah. So that was the last battle of the night. With 3 allied resources left and 400 horde. They magically kill our boss and score major honor.

Lesson Learned
It's ok to be a deserter. Deserters get dessert. 15 minutes of not being able to pvp is much better than 15 minutes of spawn death.